The BodesWell Tour Agency

Sign up before it’s too late! For zero pesos, you’ll get x days and (x-1) nights of occasionally fun-filled unforgettable memories in (insert town here)!

Like Bob here, we just might pick you up from the airport late, and slow-drive you indirectly to your all-expenses not paid vacation in (insert town here)!

But wait, there’s more!

An up-close tour of local flora is always part of the adventure at the BodesWell Tour Agency*. Some visitors even get to enjoy a night under the stars – even if they don’t want too!

With most of our affordable packages, you’ll get plenty of beach time, so bring your sunscreen! You’ll also enjoy unlimited beverages, provided you pay for them and bring enough for the BodesWell staff! We have a solar-powered refrigerator, so you’ll have no excuses to avoid re-stocking it!

There are lots of entertainment options, like beach-baby bocce, or anything else we can think of using the debris on hand.

Hiking and wildlife viewing galore! Some of it voluntary!

So don’t delay and sign up today! Terms and availability subject to change.

*we are not in any way affiliated with BodesWell Dogs**

** this is just so bad for so many reasons.